where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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