And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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