Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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