I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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