she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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