Did you just see the Batmobile???
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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