I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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