You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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