Porn is love you can see.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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