Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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