I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Two words: blizzard sex
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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