she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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