ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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