You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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