It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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