All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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