i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am available for nakedness
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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