Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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