have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Are my feet made of real feet?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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