On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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