If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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