I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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