hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just want nice things and good sex
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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