Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Im part way to drunk.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
