she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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