love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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