I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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