Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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