Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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