FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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