Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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