Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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