I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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