Quick, to the slutcave!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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