i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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