Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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