I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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