We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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