Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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