Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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