Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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