So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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