Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My vagina is very pro this idea
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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