So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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