He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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