I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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