i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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