Me too!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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