His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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