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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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(510): View more from California

just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?

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(281): View more from Texas

I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.

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(438): View more from Quebec

I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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(217): View more from Illinois

We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed

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(516): View more from New York

well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....

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(907): View more from Alaska

You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???

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