we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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