She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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