if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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