And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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